Jade Helm Song

 

To the tune of Jambalaya by Hank Williams:

 

Jade Helm-O, they gotta go, mi o my o

They gotta dump all them tanks in the bayou

Love our sweet sons, cutest ones, mi oh m o

This Jade Helm is one big joke on the elite-o

 

Ole DHS, gotta get dressed, mi oh my o

Pack them bags, leave the flags, mi o my o

Put back our rights, say good night, o mi o mi o

Leave the guns, have some rum, we'll all be merry-o.

 

Jade Helm-O, they gotta go, mi o my o

They gotta dump all them tanks in the bayou

Love our sweet sons, cutest ones, mi oh m o

This Jade Helm is one big joke on the elite-o

 

 

Jade Helm-O, where'd you go, to Walmart-i-o?

How bout you come on out, and remember-i-o

This country is great, come share a steak, mi o my o

Sun of a gun, come have big fun, in our country-o

 

Jade Helm-O, they gotta go, mi o my o

They gotta dump all them tanks in the bayou

Love our sweet sons, cutest ones, mi oh m o

This Jade Helm is one big joke on the elite-o

 

 

Martial law has got a flaw, o mi o my o

Where's the craw and the side of slaw? mi oh my o?

Daddy Bush, on his tush, might be happy-o

But sun of gun, his days are done, o mi o my o
 

 

Jade Helm-O, they gotta go, mi o my o

They gotta dump all them tanks in the bayou

Love our sweet sons, cutest ones, mi oh m o

This Jade Helm is one big joke on the elite-o

 

 

Jade Helm-O, you gotta go, mi o my o

We're gonna all put this country back together-o

Take some love, no need to shove, mi o my o

Sun of gun, gonna make things plumb, in our country-o

 

Jade Helm-O, they gotta go, mi o my o

They gotta dump all them tanks in the bayou

Love our sweet sons, cutest ones, mi oh m o

This Jade Helm is one big joke on the elite-o

 

 

Barbeque, a bowl of stew, and a slice of pie-i-o

Get your consciousness, feel those goody-o's
We can move any mountains for our kiddy-o's

Sun of gun, watch us out-Gandhi, Ole Gandhi-o

 

Jade Helm-O, they gotta go, mi o my o

They gotta dump all them tanks in the bayou

Love our sweet sons, cutest ones, mi oh m o

This Jade Helm is one big joke on the elite-o

Jade Helm-O, before you go, mi o my o

Come on by, don't be shy, o mi o m o

Meet the folks, forgive the jokes, mi o my o

Sun of a gun, now ain't it more fun without your tank-i-o's

 

Jade Helm-O, they gotta go, mi o my o

They gotta dump all them tanks in the bayou

Love our sweet sons, cutest ones, mi oh m o

This Jade Helm is one big joke on the elite-o

 

Just like King, we all have a dream, o mi o my o

We only like chips that come dip, o mi o my o
Come play fair ball, it's good for all, o mi or my o

Sun of gun, we sure do love this big ole country-o