They've just produced two new "Terrifying Threats to the Whole World!": ISIS and ebola. Nobody but nobody beats the US for product development.
Basically, the crooks and murderers running the US government are trying to keep
the economy going, which is really generous of them. They're idea is to sell some brand new made-in-the-USA products. The problem has been the world doesn't really like things made in the USA much anymore - not cars, not refrigerators, not wars, even. So they had a big brainstorming session and they came up with this novel PR plan - how about selling things made in America but don't tell anyone? Just say the things are made in Middle East or Africa or somewhere in the world that people still like. So that was the idea and then they thought, Costumes! Use costumes to get better press. not even terrorist groups or germs. It's an uphill thing they're trying to do, with the sand eroding out from under them. Ebola gets its Hollywood on by dressing people up in Hazmat suits using ceaseless and scary global media stories about all the people dropping dead. They are careful not to say the CDC holds the patent, that fruit bats are in the clear, that the outbreaks in Africa started around aUS bioweapons lab funded by Soros and Gates and happened elsewhere with a little help from the UN. The Ebola breakout coincided with UN vaccine campaigns.http://domesticity.gawker.com/a-fitness-critique-of-the-isis-terrorist-workout-video-1593208538So, when you see costumes, try to understand how important they are to the crooks who are scared poop-y themselves right now. Those crooks are counting on costumes to keep people focused on their "scary" Middle Eastern guys (who come with PR agencies and work out videos http://domesticity.gawker.com/a-fitness-critique-of-the-isis-terrorist-workout-video-1593208538) and scary germs (with US patents and weaponized vaccines and plans for a coup in the US hidden). They thought about those Air Dancers. Much more like it but they couldn't get them in black and besides they had those
goofy smiles. They thought it might be hard to take over countries with smiles. Then they tried to come up with some catchy image for ebola.
Ebola
The US has not lost its good ole American ingenuity, as you can plainly see. Tell all Not bad. But detail oriented as they are - how do you think they pull off so many assassinations
and then cover them up? - they were up all night, trying out different AirDancers but worried that the ISIS AirDancers might be too easy to puncture with bullets or even might get beheaded by local people. For ebola in Africa, would they be able to find any electric sockets to plug them in? And might someone notice all those Americans with the extension cords? You have to think of such things if you're going to have a really good PR campaign. An Airdancer that doesn't fill up with air isn't much better than a really big condom laying on the ground. And they decided they needed two things for ebola. First, they needed an image of the ebola virus to go along with the WHO and CDC stories, and for "medical" articles for educated people who wanted to see the viruses and confirm it looked gross and thus deadly. They took a vote, even though they really are disgusted with processes like that, but it was either that or Kissinger and Rockefeller were going to come to fisty-cuffs, each of them wanting to just scream what they wanted. Anyway, there was a lot of support to use string or already chewed and stretched out bubble gum for the ebola virus, since they both could look kind of icky under a microscope and they could be arranged however they liked. String
They rather fancied the bubble gum but didn't want to bother with hiring kids to chew it and make the bubbles.
And besides the kids might rat them out. So, they settled on gummy worms.
But they still needed something really photogenic for news stories they'd been scripting for a decade or so. So, the crooks and murderers switched to using people dressed up in costumes. A whole lot cheaper than renting those AirDancers and taking out insurance and easier than packing them back in the boxes so they fit in. People were cheap and the costumes could be off the shelf with no rental fees. That decided them,
And here are the Ebola costumes
which were plastic table cloths before. your friends so they can feel the US might just pull the economy out of toilet with such devastating new products after all. We had better or the crooks and murderers are facing arrests if they can't either take over other countries with ISIS or murder millions with their ebola vaccines. |
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Ebola and ISIS:
US Manufacturing Is Booming!
by Hollywood or Bust
than flies, and selling them globally for a fortune.
They've just produced two new "Terrifying Threats to the Whole World!": ISIS and ebola.
Nobody but nobody beats the US for product development
Basically, the crooks and murderers running the US government are trying to keep
the economy going, which is really generous of them. They're idea is to sell some brand new made-in-the-USA products. The problem has been the world doesn't really like things made in the USA much anymore - not cars, not refrigerators, not wars, even. So they had a big brainstorming session and they came up with this novel PR plan - how about selling things made in America but don't tell anyone? Just say the things are made in Middle East or Africa or somewhere in the world that people still like. So that was the idea and then they thought, Costumes! Use costumes to get better press. not even terrorist groups or germs. It's an uphill thing they're trying to do, with the sand eroding out from under them. Ebola gets its Hollywood on by dressing people up in Hazmat suits using ceaseless and scary global media stories about all the people dropping dead. They are careful not to say the CDC holds the patent, that fruit bats are in the clear, that the outbreaks in Africa started around a US bioweapons lab funded by Soros and Gates and happened elsewhere with a little help from the UN. The Ebola breakout coincided with UN vaccine campaigns.http://domesticity.gawker.com/a-fitness-critique-of-the-isis-terrorist-workout-video-1593208538So, when you see costumes, try to understand how important they are to the crooks who are scared poop-y themselves right now. Those crooks are counting on costumes to keep people focused on their "scary" Middle Eastern guys (who come with PR agencies and work out videos http://domesticity.gawker.com/a-fitness-critique-of-the-isis-terrorist-workout-video-1593208538) and scary germs (with US patents and weaponized vaccines and plans for a coup in the US hidden). They thought about those Air Dancers. Much more like it but they couldn't get them in black and besides they had those
goofy smiles. They thought it might be hard to take over countries with smiles. Then they tried to come up with some catchy image for ebola.
Ebola
As you can plainly see, the US has not lost its good ole American ingenuity. Tell all your friends so they can feel the US might just pull the Not bad. But detail oriented as they are - how do you think they pull off so many assassinations
and then cover them up? - they were up all night, trying out different AirDancers but worried that the ISIS AirDancers might be too easy to puncture with bullets or even might get beheaded by local people. For ebola in Africa, would they be able to find any electric sockets to plug them in? And might someone notice all those Americans with the extension cords? You have to think of such things if you're going to have a really good PR campaign. An Airdancer that doesn't fill up with air isn't much better than a really big condom laying on the ground. And they decided they needed two things for ebola. First, they needed an image of the ebola virus to go along with the WHO and CDC stories, and for "medical" articles for educated people who wanted to see the viruses and confirm it looked gross and thus deadly. They took a vote, even though they really are disgusted with processes like that, but it was either that or Kissinger and Rockefeller were going to come to fisty-cuffs, each of them wanting to just scream what they wanted. Anyway, there was a lot of support to use string or already chewed and stretched out bubble gum for the ebola virus, since they both could look kind of icky under a microscope and they could be arranged however they liked. String
They rather fancied the bubble gum but didn't want to bother with hiring kids to chew it and make the bubbles.
And besides the kids might rat them out. So, they settled on gummy worms.
But they still needed something really photogenic for news stories they'd been scripting for a decade or so. So, the crooks and murderers switched to using people dressed up in costumes. A whole lot cheaper than renting those AirDancers and taking out insurance and easier than packing them back in the boxes so they fit in. People were cheap and the costumes could be off the shelf with no rental fees. That decided them,
And here are the Ebola costumes
which were plastic table cloths before. economy out of toilet after all, with such new and devastatingly well-planned products. Of course, the crooks and murderers had a lot of incentive since they're are facing arrests for 9/11 and war crimes and all, if they can't either take over other countries with ISIS or murder millions with their ebola vaccines, |
Ebola and ISIS: US Manufacturing Is Booming!
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