A Full Cure for the WHO's Ebola Panic

VANCOUVER, BC - The World Health Organization has come down with a sever case of global Ebola Panic.   They're at a fever pitch, and have been throwing up scary news for the whole world.  Now they are in bed waiting on a good doctor to make a house call.  The doctor said he would come by after he dropped in on some others who were down from an overdose of fear, which he said was spreading but easily contained and easily cured.  He recommended the WHO stay in bed and drink orange juice, as much as it could take in, to help with its feverish hysteria until he could get there and give them the cure..

The poor WHO is so grateful to hear the doctor is on his way because it's been so sick it's having feverish delusions.  It's been tossing and turning in bed, sweating and falling into a delirium, calling out for mandated Ebola vaccines for the whole world.  Those who've come to check on the WHO can hear it talking in its sleep, and though most of what it says is garbled,t some words rise with clarity above the fevered mumbling.   "Vaccines .... Ebola .... rush .... big rush ....  no time .... no testing .... vaccines ..... money .... billions  ..... untested vaccines .... Gates .... emergencies .... good ..... no testing .... Rockefeller .... money ..... gold rush .... vaccine rush .... " 

The US FDA, hearing that WHO is sick with Ebola panic, is immediately worried, and jumps into its pajamas and hits the bed - maybe they have Ebola, too!  It had already been taking its temperature every few minutes since it heard about Ebola and is now sick with fear since WHO had said Ebola is now everywhere and and not only that but "Vastly underestimated!"  Gasp!  It was all over the news!  Did you see it?  And in big letters, too!  Oh, no, Ebola could infecting the FDA right now!   So, freaked out and definitely now starting to feel a fever coming on, the FDA frantically calls HHS to ask it to rush out to the pharmacy for it, to get a new Ebola test.  But when they got there, the pharmacy cupboard was bare!  so HHS texted FDA, "Only ebola test here always gives positive for Ebola.  FDA texts back in two minutes, "U sure?"  HHS texts again, "Yeah."  FDA final text, "Good deal :-)  Get it!"  http://birdflu666.wordpress.com/2014/08/11/fda-authorizes-uses-of-an-unapproved-ebola-test-which-may-never-show-negative-for-ebola/   FDA always was a hypochondriac and a test that always comes up positive for sickness - what a dream!  FDA fluffs its pillow and smiles.  The WHO is not the only one who gets to be sick with Ebola Panic.

CDC has already called in sick, what with all its fumbling and losing some anthrax and then losing its mind and  bringing Ebola patients into the country - almost inviting up Ebola to come right on in, welcome to the good ole USA!  It could see for itself, there is no way it isn't sick.  But it is starting to get a little worried about its symptoms.  Whenever it goes to the bathroom, only runny panic is coming out  .... and it's hot pink and looks weirdly like headlines in a Hearst newspaper!   Truth be told, suddenly all those mega coffins the CDC had been storing outside of Atlanta on Bush's order, kind of worries it.  http://beforeitsnews.com/conspiracy-theories/2012/10/500000-fema-coffins-now-gone-where-are-they-2445300.html  The CDC lay in bed, trying not to picture itself in one of them or think about the weird fact that hey are supposed to be environmentally friendly when burned.  Ow, another cramp!  Back to the bathroom.

And it isn't just agencies that have come down with Ebola Panic.  All the states are starting to feel a little whoozy themselves, checking their foreheads, asking their family if they don't look a little Ebola-ish.  They are wondering if they might not need to take a dose of that black "Bush's Pandemic Law Concoction" ordered up for all the states after anthrax killed people right after 9/11.  Geez, but what a nasty brew to swallow!  Whew!  Major yuck!  The states, in bed themselves after hearing that WHO and FDA and CDC have all come down sick, lay there looking uncomfortably at the bottle of "Bush's Pandemic Law Concoction" on their bedside table.  Big bottle, black as tar.  Label reading "Mix one part DHS and two parts FEMA.  Ordered to take every 2 hours."  The states lay there worrying about how putrid the Bush stuff smells even on its own, never mind mixed with bullets and all.  And they couldn't help wondering if the reek when they opened the cap had anything to do with the contamination problem that has happened in the manufacturing at the beginning.  It had gotten somehow mixed with a dram of FBI investigation and also a few milligrams of a bioweaons lab at Fort Detrick Maryland, and metallic trace of shock that Bush's government had sent out the anthrax itself.  With those ingredients, the states arre unsure whether that bottle of "Pandemic Law Concoction" might not actually be "Dr. Bush's Old Fashioned Stinky Snake Oil Solution" that got banned for causing such a rash of fascism.  Hives all over the body politic.  Picking up the bottle to look more closely, the states exclaim out loud, "Damned if it isn't past its sell-by date, anyway.  Best to  toss it."

Back at the WHO's house, the doctor has come by and the WHO's Ebola Panic is quickly resolving after hearing that Ebola is easily curable and being given a good dose of the cure.  http://www.naturalhealth365.com/natural_cures/ebola-virus-thomas-levy-1095.html  Now the WHO is all propped up in bed, pillow fluffed, juices and toast at the ready, and looking forward to hearing the good doctor who left because he is going to be on the radio shortly, talking about treating Ebola Panic, even Ebola, with no problems.  http://www.naturalnews.com/046487_ebola_pandemic_immune_system.html  The WHO is only a bit worried about what to tell Mr. Gates and Mr. Rockefeller who were in the warehouse at that very moment, in brand new matching work coveralls, busily packing up untested Ebola vaccines in huge cases, to send out everywhere in the world.  They are singing "Money, Money, Money" together https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETxmCCsMoD0  - a bit out of tune on Mr. Rockefeller's part but Mr. Gates knows the tune and carries them along. And every now and then, they break into a jig, link arms and swing each other in a circle.

The FDA receives the news of WHO's beginning to recover and slinks down into its covers, the thermometer sticking up above.  No way.  No way.  Is it always bad news?  A major pandemic cured so easily.  What a bitch! 

The CDC is bit more sanguine about the news.  No more coffin thoughts, after all.  It wondered if they could get a refund on them if they packed them up in hundreds of semis and drove them over to Bush's ranch in Texas.  They're plastic.  Maybe he could use them for cattle troughs?  Or water collection?  HAARP has been hard on the West drough-wise, http://www.fromthewilderness.com/free/pandora/haarp.html  so it might pay to catch every drop of rain.  If Bush laid out every coffin side by side, with 500,000 thousand, he could probably cover most of his land and still have a little room left over for his cattle to stand up on.  And the CDC gives a big burp from all the juice it has been drinking, and thinking, with a tad of relief, "It's not been easy keeping the vaccine hoax going anyway."
http://nsnbc.me/2013/05/10/the-vaccine-hoax-is-over-freedom-of-information-act-documents-from-uk-reveal-30-years-of-coverup/

The states take the news of WHO's recovery with good spirits, literally.  Rather than having to worry about drinking the sludge that is the essence of "Bush's Pandemic Concoction" - now upside down in the waste basket next to the bed, covered in tissues - the states have gotten out of bed and gone to the cabinet for a nice stiff drink, thinking how good alcohol will be again once it no longer comes from GMOs, even secretly envying the Russians for their real liquor.  The drink helps a lot and the states can feel it starting to course its way through their body, and a bit of nice tipsy coming on.  The states think, well, guess we've got some work to do now.  We gotta start dismantling those gas chambers Bush wanted along the rail lines.  http://exopolitics.blogs.com/breaking_news/2014/08/for-ebola-they-built-drive-through-gas-chambers.html  And our judges and law enforcement are not gonna be too pleased that they won't be making a bundle on hauling people off for not taking thosee Ebola vaccines.  http://exopolitics.blogs.com/breaking_news/2014/08/ebola-and-the-bankers-making-money-on-taking-you-away.html   And we need to take all those confounded guillotines out of the FEMA/UN boxcars ....  Wait a damn minute! the states suddenly thinks, pouring themselves a much larger drink.  Those guillotines just might come in useful after all!  If we get them loose from the boxcars, we could lug a few thousand of them down to the court house and show how they match up with UN/WHO coding in Obamacare, and sure as the Bushes are Nazis and the EPA is a pack of slimy oil men,  we just might be able to win our next suit against Obamacare after all!  And the states drink to that.   http://jhaines6.wordpress.com/2014/08/07/the-elite-decapitation-and-obamacare-by-william-davies-this-is-big-very-very-big-and-connected-to-the-ebola-false-flag-j/

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C Watts Feinstein is the nom de plume of a person who thinks it's way past time that people read the words and stopped giving a fig for who wrote them.  Either it makes sense and rings true or it doesn't.  It's the damn labels and the "look" of things that have tripped us up.  Isn't that how we got a fascist black man in the White House and women are lining up to vote for fascist woman?  And we can't tell that both parties are?  Liberal, Conservative, approved by the FDA, conspiracy theory, blah, blah.  Skip past the surface and think for yourself.

 

A Full Cure for the WHO's Ebola Panic

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